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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:50 pm 
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So the toyletbowl needs some action. Not too many post lately, so I thought I'd resurrect this forum.

so here it goes.

free kite contest.

but the contest needs to fall under the toyletbowl scheme of things.

there's 2 people in this world who have had a great chance to catch a bad guy.

1) OJ
2) GWB

So...OJ says he didn't do it and will search for his wife's killer. Uh huh.
And...GWB says he will hunt down Osama Bin Laden. No...really.

My guess is that these 2 fine gentlemen are searching hard for their nemesis's.

The winner of a free kite goes to the person who can post the correct date that either one of these guys can find their person of interest.

You get 2 guesses...one for each person.

I'll start.

If I win, it goes to the next closest person.

1) OJ will confess that he did it while being pummeled to death by a local golfer on October 27th, 2009.

2) GWB will find OBL hiding in a bunker.

the bunker is located on the 17th green at his private golf course in Wacko Texas. hahahahahahahahahahaha. oh...the date? October 26th, 2344.

All entries are taken seriously and any and all humor will go far to help determine a winner.

If no winner is determined...well...then we as a nation will loose.

good luck with your guesses.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:51 pm 
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“Naked Gun 33 ¾” will be release the summer of 2008. The story will revolve around the mysterious death of Pro Golfer Tigger Weed’s wife. There will be a haphazard slapstick golf cart chase and a trial revolving around a bloody #3 Wood cover. The case will argue Tigger has never had a #3 wood. Lieutenant Frank Drebin will be assigned the case and Jane Spencer will offer us the story of her past history in porn involving Tigger Weed. Unlisted in the credits will be the part of Papshmir being played by Osama Bin Laden.

Outraged at the similarities of the movie to OJ’s supposed life, OJ will try to write a book called “Naked Gun my Butt”. What will even more outrage OJ is that the general population will assume this is another sad story about OJ’s experiences in jail due to the misprinting titling it “Naked Gun up my Butt”. In the process of trying to clear up the misprint OJ will have to fly to the Minneapolis publisher’s office. After landing OJ will decide to use a restroom but in order to completely drop his pants in the stall he will accidentally tap the foot of an undercover policeman. During interrogation, rather than face what he feels as public humiliation, confesses to the murder of Nicole and Ron rather than exposing to the world the suspicion of his homosexuality. January 5, 2009.

Meanwhile, at a private screening of “Naked Gun 33 ¾”, while taking notes for his latest presidential speech, George Bush thinks he recognizes one of his old Cocaine dealers from college. George will then arrange for a private meeting with “Papshmir” and not only discover it IS his old dealer but that Osama is that bearded guy in all the videos his friend Donald has been showing him. Not wanting to let on, George offers to take him quail hunting with him and the vice president at his ranch. Well in true Naked Gun style there is an incident with a stud horse, George and Osama and Osama suffocates accidentally. Unknowingly George will ask his buddy Dick for help. Dick will prop Osama’s body up on a fence and take numerous pictures of George standing over him….in true Abu Ghraib Style. Unfortunately since George has a problem understanding up and down the only photo that goes public has him pointing his thumb down (almost Lynndie style). November 14th, 2008.


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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:21 am 
Hello,

It's been over a year with zero action; may we have a new contest?


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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:31 am 
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i never did see a free kite!


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:27 pm 
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Craig wrote:
Hello,

It's been over a year with zero action; may we have a new contest?


so what is your guess then to enter the contest. there's no time limit.

free kite. you have to be correct to win.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:52 pm 
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i dont know anything about osama bin laden but didnt oj right a book about 'if he did it'
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